I Miss my Little Ones, But Now I Can Do This Cool Stuff (Humor)

I wrote a Sappy Mom Rag on Bubblews bemoaning all the things I missed about having little kids. Then I decided to write a sequel. Part one was pretty droll, so here's a perky one. Hmm, perks about kids leaving. I know, stuff I can do now that they are gone. Like go to the bathroom. I Miss my Little Children, But Now I Can Do All These Cool Things (or Sappy Mom Rag, the Sequel)